http://smashcut.today.com Hey kids, Movies! Wed, 13 May 2009 19:57:40 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en A movie mash-up that could happen, er, "Only In My Dreams" is ready to chomp up home theaters in the form of Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. What's it about? Read the title! Need to know more? It stars brooding, would-be tough guy Lorenzo Lamas, former pop wonder Deborah Gibson, ... http://smashcut.today.com/2009/05/13/giant-octopus-flying-shark-debbie-gibson-most-jaw-dropping-trailer-ever/ Scott Adkins. Who's he, you ask? Well, he's the Brit-born actor/martial artist who plays the monstrous Weapon XI at the end of last weekend's box-office smash, X-Men Origins: Wolverine. (Nope, that wasn't Ryan Reynolds.) But if you ask me, the more unfettered (in name and narrative) Ninja will show off Adkins's ... http://smashcut.today.com/2009/05/08/ninja-ninja-ninja/ Neill Blomkamp. Remember that name, people. Because in a few months, you'll probably be seeing it everywhere. Blomkamp is a filmmaker whose style tends to blend a kind of docu-realism with sci-fi elements. His 2005 short film, Alive in Joburg, about an eerie alien encounter in Johannesburg, South Africa, caught the ... http://smashcut.today.com/2009/05/01/aliens-among-us-trailer-for-district-9-hits-the-airwaves/ Hisss is the name of the newest film by Jennifer Lynch, a filmmaker who's probably going to forever be known -- much to her bemusement/annoyance/happiness/chagrin -- as the daughter of David Lynch. Or, more unfortunately, as the mind behind the critically and commercially lambasted erotic thriller, 1993's Boxing Helena. That's too ... http://smashcut.today.com/2009/04/27/lets-hear-it-for-hisss/ Having a bad day? Maybe this will lift your spirits up. "Noooooooo! NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" http://smashcut.today.com/2009/04/24/nooooooo/ Maybe you wouldn't even want to, if the above one-sheet poster image is any indication. One Eyed Monster, in case you must know, is a horror/comedy spoof that stars porn legend Ron Jeremy as an adult film star (gee, no stretch there) whose...uh..."member" (hinted at in the title, dontchaknow) ends up ... http://smashcut.today.com/2009/04/21/can-you-face-the-one-eyed-monster/ I guess this is almost like an artist going full circle. Back in 1992, techno virtuoso Moby sampled a cue from the score for weirdmeister David Lynch's cult smash TV series "Twin Peaks" in a hit club track entitled "Go". Now Lynch himself has collaborated with Moby by directing an animated music ... http://smashcut.today.com/2009/04/20/david-lynch-directs-moby-see-it-here/ Oh-so-indie filmmaker Steven Soderbergh is back with another completely out-of-left-field opus. The Girlfriend Experience is his latest drama that promises to take us on an fictionalized but highly detailed inside look at the intimate escort/call girl "transaction" reflected in the movie's title. The young lady providing said experience is played ... http://smashcut.today.com/2009/04/17/are-you-experienced-watch-the-girlfriend-experience-trailer-here/ Hey, I'm just reporting here, so don't sue, okay? The trailer for the straight-to-video/DVD sci-fi rip-off actioner The Terminators has dropped, and while it may not have Christian Bale or a studio budget, it does have lotsa robots and big explosions! Peep the preview below. http://smashcut.today.com/2009/04/16/nope-no-salvation-herejust-the-terminators/ Ah, Twitch. You can always count on that site for the best updates, and this one's no exception: an exclusive presentation of the first trailer for Samurai Princess. I showed you the scorching one-sheet image above when I first  blogged about this destined-for-cult-classic-status, psychotronic Japanese actioner at the beginning of the ... http://smashcut.today.com/2009/04/15/samurai-princess-trailer-goes-live-and-heads-roll-with-it/